Kitty Midnight Madness!!!

EPF Birthday Madness Final

Welcome, Players! You've reached the final challenge of EPF's Birthday Madness!

To find out the location of the finish line, you have to pass a little quiz.

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Thank you for playing and please drive safely to our final destination. We are expecting you.

Death Comes to Disney Town

Celebration, FL. A small town a few scant miles from Disney World. Population of about 11,000. Developed in the early 1990s by the Walt Disney Company to be a real world embodiment of Walt Disney's original vision of an Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow (EPCOT!). Named the "New Community of the Year" in 2001 by the Urban Land Institute.

This week, the town that Mickey Mouse built had its first official murder. And a violent suicide.

Tip of the iceberg. You keep following it down and it gets bigger. Utopic Community of Tomorrow... or Murder Camp, USA??? The truth finally begins to leak...!

This is how the world ends, Humanity. Act accordingly.

Redneck Nation Radio

EPF's Birthday Madness is sponsored by RNR: Redneck Nation Radio!

The best country talk podcast in the tri-state area!

GIT-R-DONE, AMURRKA!!!

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Shameless Attempt to Bump Traffic

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Sammie Rhodes on a trampoline. Brought to you by the shadow government of "Everlasting Plastic Falcons". You're welcome, Internet.

I promise that there's more to this site than cheap lad-rag tactics. (Or maybe not?) I'm just trying to get this site on Google's radar by Saturday, so link up, bookmark, share away.

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Everlasting Plastic Falcons

Branding in a hurry up in here in the world of EPF!

What is "Everlasting Plastic Falcons"...?

What are we and what can we become?



"Everlasting Plastic Falcons" is just a piece of a larger puzzle, World. Behold with quiet wonder as this space evolves. More to come very soon.

Particularly this Saturday night... December 4th, 2010.

Stay tuned.

Katy Perry Fun Club

Katy Perry performed at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show and the cameramen clearly had their directives... now immortalized as animated gifs!


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Share accordingly, The Internet :)